Sunday funnies

I totally get these now....

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

HAHAHAHAH! Dealing with kids every day now really cracks me up... the things they say! Just thought i'd lighten up someone else's day :)

Something to tickle your funny bone

A friend from college (thanks Walt) sent me this link.... I couldn't stop laughing last night at work.... and watching it again today, I'm still laughing.... I just HAD to share!!

Check it out....

I hope you laugh as hard as I did! :)

Which celebrity would YOUR pet be?

Chance would be:



Sedona would be:


Dakota would be:


Now.... interesting that the boys are the same celebrity.... ALSO interesting that all three of my dogs came up as African American ;-)

Chance is more "Will Smith like" than Kota... and Sedona I can see being like Oprah..... made me giggle ;-) Give it a shot!!!!

2 funny jokes

I heard 2 funny jokes this morning on the radio during their "one liner Wednesday" time...

1. Q)What's bigger than Winnie's Pooh?
A)Gomer's Pile

HAHAHA

2. Q)Why do mermaids wear seashells?
A)Because B Shells are too small and D shells are too big!

HEHEHEHE

I don't know why they cracked me up, but they did... LOL

More later....